I’ve had this picture saved on my desktop for like two weeks now and I keep waiting for g0d to bless me with the strength to make words happen, but freedom aint free pal, and neither is lunch, g0d once told me. Unless you’re a fucking bear in Russia eating the shit out of some salmon at a fish bukkake. 

Haha. Slow down little fellow! You can’t eat all of the fish! 

Interestingly enough, or maybe the exact opposite of that, my spell check is suggesting the words Bukharin and Bukhara as potential corrections for bukkake. BukkakeBukkake Bukkake (I need the page views.) The first refers to Nikolai Ivanovich Bukharin. Nikolai Ivanovich Bukharin. (I’ll take those page views too, I’m not a bigot). He was a famed Bolshevik revolutionary who was later fucked in the ass by his boy Stalin, and executed in a ridiculous show trial during the purges on the 1930s.

So…that kind of blows. His life did inspire a book I just read though, which I only mention so that you know that I’m a serious thinker.

Bukhara is the name of a city in Uzbekistan, which, I don’t know dude, you’re on your own with that one.

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